That time I crashed my bike -- and more on being "book smart"

“You’re book smart but you lack common sense.”

Anyone else heard or been told a version of this line? 

Well, welcome to the world of my inner stories and how this line popped into my brain so fucking loud a couple days after crashing my bike and my face on the back of a camper van. 

Mind you, no one said this to me. I yelled it at myself as I was beating myself up emotionally. Ouch.